FAQ's
Where are you located?
All US orders get printed right here on American soil- no overseas mystery box, no "estimated 6-8 weeks, have you tried acceptance" energy. International customers get quietly rerouted to one of our print partners abroad, because even brutal honesty deserves reasonable shipping times. Wherever you are, the truth arrives fast.
Do you ship internationally?
We ship worldwide, wherever you are. Shipping rates vary by location- check our shipping policy for the specifics before you check out, so the only thing that surprises you is the shirt.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a number to obsessively refresh- because watching a package move across a map is objectively more interesting than whatever else you had going on today. It ends at your doorstep. That part, at least, is a sure thing.
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality, actually-comfortable materials- soft enough for the couch, durable enough for real life, and built to survive spilled coffee better than you survive Mondays. Exact materials vary by item; details are on each product page.